1. Conditional Love

    gleuch:

    javalovesyou:

    
        private Object<Affection> you;
        private final Love myLove = new Love(you);
    
    private Love doLove(){ if (you.getLoves().equals(me)) { return myLove; } else { return null; } }
    class Woman extends Object {
        public operate() throws Tantrum {
            //....
        }
    }
    
    

    Because women are objects! (instantrimshot.com) devPoints--; for using Java for this joke.

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