Friend:
my horoscope today and tomorrow are both undefined
Me:
solution: don't read your horoscope
Friend:
haha
Friend:
its so true tho
Friend:
all the time
Me:
if you want it to be true, it will be
Me:
it's a weird thing that the brain does called conditioning and rationalization
Me:
(I lived with 2 professional magicians, they tell me all about this weird shit)
Me:
"Anything that will bring your family closer together will make for a memorable time. So much can be accomplished if you listen and discover what the people in your life want, need and are aspiring to achieve. 4 stars"
Me:
that was my horoscope yesterday, and had nothing to do with my day
Me:
try reading yesterday's horoscopes for a little experiment 
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I think that would be a pretty good experiment. Try reading yesterday's horoscopes (after the fact) and see if they had anything to do with your day.